Version from 25.07.25

Legal address

Address #1: Atlantic Ocean, Atlantis, Bermuda Triangle, Underwater Offices, Second Floor

Address #2: Internet

email, fax, and forms of communication

Try to guess!

Cookie policy

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING YOUR OWN FOOD HERE. WE DON'T NEED YOUR COOKIES AT ALL KEEP THEM FOR YOURSELF!!!

Legal information

According to information from our legal department, in accordance with established norms, I read Ace Attorney.Is there any other information you need?

Data collecting and transfering of information to third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth parties

I already told them you're wasting your time reading this.

(Note: This is satirical information.This site has no real privacy policy.The only truth, is only this following information:Cookies are not taken, transferred or used.)